A Night Cut Short.

This one is going to be short.

So I'm meeting with friends and the night starts off well. We're laughing and joking and the drinks are a flowing. So we decide to move on and go to a bar in Burnley where one of our friends fathers is playing. Everything is going well. I eventually go to the bathroom for a wee. I'm standing at the urinal doing my business and all of a sudden my sphincter twitches and all of a sudden I'm clenching to keep this demon from coming out. I can't use public toilets for a shit, there's something not right with it. Anyway I hold this shit in for nearly one hour and a half before I can let it go in the safety of my own home. I would have seriously shit myself if I'd let it go.